Peter Griffin's "Famous Tax Quotes"

"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."

~ WILL ROGERS

Peter Griffin's "Famous Tax Quotes"

"The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing."

- Jean-Baptiste Colbert

"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today."

- Herman Wouk

Peter Griffin's "Famous Tax Quotes"

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

-Mark Twain

"Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'?"

- Rob Knauerhase

Peter Griffin's "Famous Tax Quotes"

"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."

- Winston Churchill

Peter Griffin's "Famous Tax Quotes"

"This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher."

- Albert Einstein (on filing for tax returns)